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Wanted: Significant other - previous employee unable to live up to job description.

Only those qualified and serious about this position need apply.

Desirable applicant must be:
- a male, preferably one who can kill bugs
- someone who loves music, but loves me more
- kind, sweet, genuine
- an animal (specifically cat) lover
- compassionate, understanding, accepting
- someone who values honesty ALWAYS
- witty, weird, silly, sarcastic
- someone who loves to learn
- exciting, whimsical, outrageous
- open-minded and not afraid to commit
- an equal, a counterpart, a companion
- someone real

Responsibilities include:
- getting off the sidelines
- taking action, not just saying you will
- leaving your ex-relationship counterpart(s)in the past
- having fun and being happy
- being fiercely passionate about something/anything/everything
- knowing yourself enough to know what you want

Qualifications:
- Must have at least 26 years life experience
- Be at least 5'7'' (not a requirement, but preferred)
- Previous relationship experience encouraged
- Must be able to lift at least 130 lbs. with ease
- Must already have own life before being considered for position
- Microsoft Office knowledge a plus

Location: San Diego, CA and surrounding areas.

Compensation: Me!

Now accepting applications. Position will open in the near future.

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