You Again

Why havent you left yet?
Your time is up, so go like the rest
Why havent you left yet?
Get out of here so I can get on
with getting over it.
I push you away
and am still surprised by the result
I push because its expected
I push because I want to be the first one
to not give a fuck anymore.
Im the girl who is first to have the last word
and the best at leaving the worst in my wake.
Why havent you left yet?
Your time is up, so go like the rest
Why havent you left yet?
Get out of here so I can get on
with getting over it ...again.

Abyss

The misfiring of neurons
within my damaged synapses
are due to religious shrapnel
leftover from a war
that I can barely remember.
It really makes me think -
or does it?
Who's thoughts are these?
Who put them here?

Oinkster

A few years ago Baconlube was just an April Fool’s joke, but now they’re allegedly releasing the product for real! They better not be trying to pull a fast one, but even if they are, you know I can’t pass up an opportunity to talk about my two favorite things: bacon and dude wiener gettin’ freakaaaay. Baconlube is supposed to be completely safe to ingest and taste just like bacon. Umm, look — I realize this is some kinda product for sexy time, but I don’t need any kinda wieners and whatnot gettin’ in between me and that bacon-y goodness. Alls I need is a straw and I’m good to go! Om nom nom. Get yours now for only $12.00!

What? Bacon ... lube?! No. Not ever. Not even for $12.

Vicious Cycle

Mine.

I like the way you lick your finger
before you turn the page
and how you smile while you're asleep.
You are over complimentary
but I feel that it is real
I love that
I'm not used to that.
You are sweet and open
and make me want to be as well.
I like the way you hold me in the morning
I wouldn't have thought you capable
to hold me
and keep me
and for me to want to be kept
by you.
I like the way you read aloud
your voice is familiar and exciting.
You constantly cross your feet
and I have to remind myself not to squeal
about how cute that is.
You are cute.
Original.
Kind.
Genuine.
Crazy.
Mine.

Happy Halloweenie

I love Halloween, I'm sad it's almost over and October has one foot out the door already. I'm planning my costume for next year ... which is going to be difficult. Every year needs to be better than the last, I don't know how I'm going to keep that going!

2011 - The Gatekeeper - Ghostbusters (first couples costume!)
2010 - Zombie Amelia Earhart
2009 - Max - Where the Wild Things Are
2008 - Sarah Palin (hopefully this costume will not be relevant ever again)
2007 - Alice in Wonderland & Alex - A Clockwork Orange
2006 - Witch & Lil John (YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!)
2005 - Doll & Skeleton
2004 - FBI Agent (I regret this, like all "sexy" costumed girls should)
2003 - Skunk

Mama needs some amazingly cool ideas for October 2012!

Run For Cover(s)!

I'm kind of a sucker when it comes to cover songs. I think the new representation mixed with the somewhat familiar rhythm and lyrics makes you feel super cool when you hear it and go, "Hey, I know that song!". Also, covers are just refreshing sometimes. I'm currently compiling a play list with my favorite remixes and have listed most of them below. As you will see, I am a Beatles fan and in love with Ray LaMontagne's voice, so I apologize for the monotony. But hey, this is my list!

Teen Spirit (Nirvana) - Tori Amos
I Want It That Way (The Backstreet Boys) - Ryan Adams
Eight Days a Week (The Beatles) - Dandy Warhols
Here Comes The Sun (The Beatles) - Belle and Sebastian
Crazy in Love (Beyonce) - The Magic Numbers
Creep (Beck) - Damien Rice
Across the Universe (The Beatles) - Ryan Adams
To Love Somebody (The Beatles) - Ray LaMontagne
It Ain't Easy (David Bowie) - The Racontuers
What's Goin' On (Marvin Gaye) - A Perfect Circle
Hello I Love You (The Doors) - Eurythmics
Paths of Victory (Bob Dylan) - Cat Power
Everywhere (Fleetwood Mac) - Vampire Weekend
Crazy (Gnarls Barkley) - Ray LaMontagne
Everyday (Buddy Holly) - Rogue Wave
White Wedding (Billy Idol) - Queens of the Stone Age
Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division) - Calexico
Redemption Song (Bob Marley) - Johnny Cash & Joe Strummer
Free Man in Paris (Joni Mitchell) - Sufjan Stevens
Hot in Here (Nelly) - Jenny Owen Youngs
The Rip (Portishead) - Radiohead
Hey Ya (Outkast) - Supersuckers
Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen) - Flaming Lips
Somebody To Love (Queen) - MXPX
No Ordinary Love (Sade) - Deftones
Toxic (Britney Spears) - Yael Naim
Trouble (Cat Stevens) - Elliot Smith
No Fun (Stooges) - The Black Keys
Cosmic Dancer (T Rex) - Morrissey
Psycho Killer (Talking Heads) - Cage The Elephant
Cry Me A River (Justin Timberlake) - Glen Hansard
Seven Nation Army (White Stripes) - Damien Rice
Dreaming Man (Neil Young) - Neko Case

Get to downloading, fools! You won't be sorry!