Sayonara, Sucker

You worked so hard to win me
and said I was your girl,
there was a time I loved you
but now you make me want to hurl.

You think with what fills up your pants
And live your life in excess,
I should have read between the lines
and your affection for both sexes.

Sayonara, sucker!
Adios, you big asshole!
Good-bye, good for nothing,
you should learn some self control.

We were your sad experiment
And boy, was I a fool,
to think that you were something more
than just a worthless tool.

I know your nook feels naked now
though your bed is filled with trash,
and what you claim you're looking for
will leave you with a rash.

Sayonara, sucker!
Adios, you big asshole!
Good-bye, good for nothing,
you should learn some self control.

Your lines were all rehearsed
and your game was just pretend,
the only thing I got from you
was heartbreak in the end.

The moral of this story:
you truly are retarded,
if only I had seen it sooner
we never would have started!