Oh, that Adams.
9/14/10
9/4/10
The Romance
Said the pelican to the elephant,
I think we should marry, I do.
Cause there's no name that rhymes with me,
and no one else that rhymes with you.
Said the elephant to the pelican,
there's no sense to what you've said,
for rhymings as good a reason as any
for any two to wed.
And so the elephant wed the pelican,
and they dined upon lemons and limes,
and now they have a baby pelicant,
and everybody rhymes.
The Romance - Shel Silverstein
Simple and to the point. I love this take on romance.
I think we should marry, I do.
Cause there's no name that rhymes with me,
and no one else that rhymes with you.
Said the elephant to the pelican,
there's no sense to what you've said,
for rhymings as good a reason as any
for any two to wed.
And so the elephant wed the pelican,
and they dined upon lemons and limes,
and now they have a baby pelicant,
and everybody rhymes.
The Romance - Shel Silverstein
Simple and to the point. I love this take on romance.
7/6/10
Good Morning, I'm Naked!
Via The San Diego Union Tribune — A Pacific Beach man had a surprise waiting for him in his living room Sunday morning: a stranger sleeping naked on his couch.
The naked man had mistakenly arrived at the condominium after a night of drinking, inexplicably took off his clothes on the porch and entered the unlocked front door, San Diego Police Lt. Jim Filley said.
After discovering the disrobed interloper around 7:30 a.m., the homeowner went back upstairs to his bedroom, armed himself and told his wife to call 911, Filley said.
“This gentleman thought he had been walking into his own home, which is in Mission Valley” nearly 20 miles away, the officer said. “We think it was an honest mistake.”
The homeowner declined to press trespassing charges against the intruder.
“He was sober, so he got dressed and went on his way,” Filley said.
Ew! Scary!
The naked man had mistakenly arrived at the condominium after a night of drinking, inexplicably took off his clothes on the porch and entered the unlocked front door, San Diego Police Lt. Jim Filley said.
After discovering the disrobed interloper around 7:30 a.m., the homeowner went back upstairs to his bedroom, armed himself and told his wife to call 911, Filley said.
“This gentleman thought he had been walking into his own home, which is in Mission Valley” nearly 20 miles away, the officer said. “We think it was an honest mistake.”
The homeowner declined to press trespassing charges against the intruder.
“He was sober, so he got dressed and went on his way,” Filley said.
Ew! Scary!
6/13/10
Amazing!
I have had a long term love affair with the movie Labyrinth for as long as I can remember. It was my favorite movie when I was 8 and it's my favorite movie now. This girl, however, loves it even more than me! Look at this work of art!
And if you don't like it, screw you! Go away and rot in the Bog of Eternal Stench for all I care.
And if you don't like it, screw you! Go away and rot in the Bog of Eternal Stench for all I care.
5/22/10
Weekly Shudder
Look at this thing.
What is it doing? It's really cute and really creepy, but I don't know which category holds the majority. I can't stop looking at it. Help!
What is it doing? It's really cute and really creepy, but I don't know which category holds the majority. I can't stop looking at it. Help!
5/14/10
You Were Always On My Mind
So, I haven't spoken to my parents in almost a year. It's a strange thing to not have contact with your immediate family. The weirdest part is that I feel mostly stagnant about the situation ... now.
I've been so hurt by my family over this time, I wouldn't even know how to have a relationship with them if they even tried to contact me now. Still, Mother's Day was an emotional day for me. I don't know why I thought I would hear from a mother who missed her daughter, when mine obviously does not.
I was disappointed from the lack of communication I didn't expect. I feel like an idiot. I like feeling stagnant better.
5/2/10
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I remember being innocent. Sometimes, I forget how much I miss it until I walk by The Discovery Store. This is what bittersweet feels like.
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